Update 3.21.18

I met Jay when I was 5 years old at a playground with my cousin.

Jay was the brother I never had and we are barely related somehow.  Not Grant County KY brother/sister marriage related, but regular Kenton county marriage related. (He would be laughing his ass off at that)

Jay was a great man, a fantastic dad and even better husband.

In being a typical man who grew up in the 70's, he always put himself last.  He did it right and didn't cut any corners and was robbed of his life today by a massive heart attack at home on his off day.  At least someone was there to try and help him but unfortunately Jay could not be revived.  He was 53, just barely older than me.  He was a mechanical drafter for 25 years, went to work everyday, loved his wife and kids.  Quicker with a joke than I am, and I think that's where I developed my sense of humor from just being around him in my teens.  Jay was funny.  Very funny.

If heaven has a baseball or softball team and this man is playing left or center field, you better not run on him. Jay possessed a cannon on his right shoulder. Move up one base and be happy. Trust me.

My last best friend is gone.  

Everything I love in my life is taken away too soon.  Must be me.

You won't have many people in your life that you will know over 40 years other than your parents and even that's if you're lucky.  What a sad, sad day.

A true friend.  One of the few who had my back.  Now I have no one to walk with me over the suspension bridge with me to go tailgate Bengal home games, as we are seen here in 2016. 



See the ticket above? We had more than that on her.

We have so many clients now, one owns  this horse, Mongolian Shopper.  Since shipping from KY to CA she is unbeaten, and Christmas came early.  She's 3-3 on the downhill turf course at SA.  Congrats to the clients who jumped on board with us.  Eddie gets a little carried away but when he's confident, you better listen.  These come around every couple of years.  NICE JOB ED!  One of a few winning tickets shown above.  Hey Ed, ever thought about an Easter bonus????

When will the jinx kill UK this year? The jinx is alive!!

UK will never win another championship until the jinx makes it right. It stained Rupp in 2013.

The jinx can kill, and has.  I does as it pleases.  The jinx always wins and if it loses it cheats to win.  We have seen the jinx and it is real, and since it stained our holy land of Rupp Arena:


Jinx proved this to us during that can't lose undefeated season and killed it with one visit.  Check us.  Man up jinx and cancel out the bad karma, as much as we know you LOVE bad karma.  Wait til it hits.  It's dialing in now.

Add "Toys R Us" to the jinx's list.  Jinx, how many things/people have to go with all your bad juju?  Geesh!  Wait till we post that death list.

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs on:


Porch?  We know this one.


We're trying "royal followers", we've been really busy. Our brand is everything and comes first.

We know stalkers need to eat, keeps her off that Greyhound home.  Be patient.......can't get enough.  We thought too much got to them.  We all make mistakes, but some people are world record holders.    

Is that the Ghostbusters theme by Ray Parker Jr. I hear somewhere?

I saw Trump's hair fly off getting on AF1 today. Reminder to self: Pick up mange medicine for dog.

 Subway has a new sandwich, The Donald = rotten white bread full of baloney with a side of Russian dressing and a tiny pickle. 

Wait for the other sandwiches from Subway later on this year called The KY Lispy Krispy, The Princess Diaries Flatbread, and The Cov Cath Fall special for $5.67 plus .04 and some change tax.  

Fall special only.  Make a note.

I've been funny for years.  

That guys glasses were so thick I bet he has prescription windows in his house.

  It's our turn and we will ride CTCS like Seabiscuit towards the sunset and that's fine with us.  We found out who our friends are too, and we will be there for them come hell or high water.  Loyalty may be dying but it thrives here.  

If it weren't for bad luck I'd have no luck at all. -Buck Owens

A few things here can be a little personal from time to time.  Keep in mind....well, lets put it like this.  Ed/Angela have no kids between them.  CTCS is our baby.  It's how we eat, it's what we love, and we really like our job.  We do.  We drive nice,  sporty cars that are company provided and we love meeting people.  We were attacked by "friends" telling lies about the owners of this company to jeopardize our status and to try and stop the growth of our child yet harming, even injuring us for a time.  I wonder what any reader who sees this would think of someone assaulting their child.  Their creation.  It's the same only different by a hair.  We won't forget that.  And for what?  We did well?  We succeeded where others failed cause we worked hard?  Is jealously that rampant now?  We can and will show legal documents when the time comes.  We've been cleared, but due to an agreement and one CTCS employee lawsuit that was settled out of court, we cannot publish them until late 2018.  If you don't own your own business and have a kid/kids, this was like people you trusted poison your kids.  Harming them.  Forgive us for being salty but lies get around the world before the truth gets its pants on.  By the way, what was the world doing with it's pants off???  Was it SK swap meet/reunion night?  (now that's funny)  SK, you're fired too.  Can't have it anymore.  Too bad for you. 

The only bet I made outside the track in 2012 was that CTCS would fail. I lost that one as well.

Like that human blimp would pay up if that did happen.  Can't make money sitting at dad's getting bigger.  DC said he needs his 15k back.  They should rename Fakebook to "the old friend needs a loan network."  I don't care what anyone has done, no one got asked for money more than me on Fakebook.  Your friends are who you see at the least monthly.  Nice to see how many idiots still use that platform.  It's amazing that Fatty still uses it for phony sympathy and lies on it.  Even on the fake Fakebook page he created to run his scam hasn't been updated since 2013.  We'll post a screen shot later.  Borrows money from friends and does not repay, says it's for starting a business and that never happens. Fatty the Plumber will scam you.  Live with his dad, has multiple bankruptcies and we will post that doc soon.  Tapped out dad, had his truck repossessed for patronizing ladies of the night on Backpage instead of mailing $750 a month to keep a company detailed work truck.  Be careful when you decide to tell lies about another who made a bad decision or two to pile on ..............that "another" may decide to tell some truths about you.  As we do here.  We protect KY and it's consumer base.  It's our job.  Too bad your scam didn't work on us.  We wonder here at CTCS what "lady" even with a fistful of cash would help you out with your morbid obesity.  Ewww.  Anyone in our circle knows he constantly hit one employee up for twenties and fifties here and there to just eat some nights.  There are witnesses to this.  Why/how can we make that up?  Everyone knows dude is a mooch.  He owes money all over town and is fleecing people still today.  

Robert Downey Jr. is cool right? Hurry up, you're down 4 Beav.

I stopped by KFC today and you have to try the new meal they started called the "Nancy Kerrigan."  Includes two small breasts and a battered leg.  You can have them hold the leg by asking for the Floriduh Jewelie.

 Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? Ask your mother. 

Moses had the first tablet that could connect to the cloud.

Talking to Grant County soccer mom is like trying to explain social media to a 70 year old. 

That bald guy looks so much like a dildo If I painted him pink and shoved batteries up his ass you think he would vibrate? 

I swear to drunk I'm not God, but seriously, stay in drugs, eat school, and don't do vegetables.

 Marijuana is the gateway drug to taking 45 minutes to pick out which color Gatorade you want to buy. 

 My girlfriend is always stealing my t-shirts and sweaters... But if I take one of her dresses, suddenly "we need to talk". 

Just because FFN disconnects from her home wi-fi is redundant. The device never changes.

IPad, IPhone, IE, Chrome never lie.  People do.  Horrible ones at that.  We stand by our track record on the whole.  Slapping the stalking tag on anyone but yourself is why your payback is going to sting a bit.  Gonna sting a few.  Collateral damage is real, sorry.  Stay tuned.

 You're so bald, I can see whats on your mind. 

How much cocaine can Charlie Sheen do?

Enough to kill Two and a Half Men.

Cigarettes aren't good for you, neither are women but I ain't about to go gay.

 I've been taking Viagra for my sunburn. It doesn't cure it but it keeps the sheets off my legs at night.  

 What is the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker? A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again. #grantcountyspecial $15

 You're so bald, you look like a corn dog with eyebrows. 

Relationships are a lot like algebra. Have you ever looked at your X and wondered Y?

 I saw six men kicking and punching my mother-in-law.  My neighbor said ‘Are you going to help?' I said ‘No, six should be enough.' 

 Just asked my girlfriend what she's "burning up for dinner" and it turned out to be all of my personal belongings. 

 Never get into fights with ugly people, they have nothing to lose.