Our new employee is famous!!!

For Weezer tickets for March 8th, call Ed or fill out the contact info on our home page or Meffordology page at the top.  

Ally did a spot for a Denver company a few years ago.  She did really well I thought!  Nice work Ally.  I had to embarrass her somehow, just so we can be even  ;)

You can say its a small role all you want, it's one more commercial than I've ever done.  


Best job ever. Wanna bet?


If you went to SK until around 1994, you walked under this sign that hung above the front doors that led up to the office/second floor.  How I came across this sign follows. 

Since starting this company at the end of 2012, I've gotten to do some legal transactions for a few famous people:  Joe Mixon of the Bengals and Karlos Dansby, who now plays for Arizona, and a few other national celebrities and local television personalities.  I've even been invited to Mr. Mixon's birthday party next month, he lives in NKY as well.  What a perk!

With that said, I got contracted to do a job for a living legend.  The SK sign in the photo  above was taken with permission as well as permission to post, in the garage of one Mr. Troy McKinley.  CTCS was lucky enough to get contracted to prepare documents and do an in home signing for Mr. and Mrs. McKinley.  When I told them I went to SK as well and graduated a few years behind, they took me to the garage.  I walked under that sign as I attended SK from 84-87 countless times.  It was great to see someone who put Independence and Simon Kenton on the map as SK, at the time, had become the ONLY 9th region school to win a state title.  Even to this day, we are still in your debt Troy.  

Thanks again to Donna and Troy McKinley, they were very hospitable while we were there and this was not one of our contracted clients that we work for week in and week out.  This was a stroke of luck.  If anyone knows what I've been through with my own class of 87 and the hell I went through with them, I deserved this.  Karma is real.  It works.  Trust me.  I'll call this some payback for me.  Super, super nice people.

I don't care how much you may like your job, I like mine twice as much.   I'll say it.....................................I love this job more than you love your children.  I must say that is very accurate.  It's a pleasure to wake up and run this show every day and I consider myself lucky for the success we have enjoyed.  Winning the lottery cannot be this fun.

Update 3.21.18

I met Jay when I was 5 years old at a playground with my cousin.

Jay was the brother I never had and we are barely related somehow. Not Grant County KY brother/sister marriage related, but regular Kenton county marriage related. (He would be laughing his ass off at that.)

Jay was a great man, a fantastic dad and even better husband.

Being a typical man who grew up in the 70's, he always put himself last.  He did it right and didn't cut any corners and was robbed of his life today by a massive heart attack at home on his off day.  At least someone was there to try and help him but unfortunately Jay could not be revived.  He was 53, just barely older than me.  He was a Mechanical Designer with Aireconn and Pak Teem for 29 years, went to work everyday, loved his wife and kids.  Quicker with a joke than I am, and I think that's where I developed my sense of humor from just being around him in my teens.  Jay was funny.  Very funny.  

If heaven has a baseball or softball team and this man is playing left or center field, you better not run on him. Jay possessed a cannon on his right shoulder. Move up one base and be happy. Trust me.

My last best friend is gone.  

Everything I love in my life is taken away too soon.  Must be me.

You won't have many people in your life that you will know over 40 years other than your parents and even that's if you're lucky.  What a sad, sad day.

A true friend.  One of the few who had my back.  Now I have no one to walk with me over the suspension bridge with me to go tailgate Bengal home games, as we are seen here in 2016. 

I miss you brother.  I think about you every day. 



See the ticket above? We had more than that on her.

We have so many clients now, one owns  this horse, Mongolian Shopper.  Since shipping from KY to CA she is unbeaten, and Christmas came early.  She's 3 for 3 on the downhill turf course at SA.  Congrats to the clients who jumped on board with us.  These come around every couple of years.  One of a few winning tickets shown above.  Paid for Angie's CA vacation and then some while in town working for the LA Chargers.  If Ed is your friend, you won the lottery.  How do you know this???? TYVM!!

When will the jinx kill UK this year? Yep, unless she quits

UK will never win another championship until the jinx makes it right. It stained Rupp in 2013.

The jinx can kill, and has.  I does as it pleases.  The jinx always wins and if it loses it cheats to win.  We have seen the jinx and it is real, and since it stained our holy land of Rupp Arena:


Jinx proved this to us during that can't lose undefeated season and killed it with one visit.  Check us.  Man up jinx and cancel out the bad karma, as much as we know you LOVE bad karma.  Wait til it hits.  It's dialing in now.

Add "Toys R Us" to the jinx's list.  Jinx, how many things/people have to go with all your bad juju?  Geesh!  Wait till we post them all.

Wilkats, Java Joe's, Pleasure Isle

Lazer Maze, Shakeys, UK, Reds, and last but not least the nuclear bomb she dropped on CTCS, but Angie saved the day as per what she does.  You know, what a friend does?  Not a user.  Maybe some just DON'T know, or don't care.

We're trying "royal followers", we've been really busy. Our brand is everything and comes first.

We know stalkers need to eat, keeps her off that Greyhound home.  Be patient.......can't get enough.  We thought too much got to them.  We all make mistakes, but some people are world record holders.    

Is that the Ghostbusters theme by Ray Parker Jr. I hear somewhere?

So we have a bit of fun here at Kim M.'s expense.  We we get even we'll quit.  I'd say around 2055.

I saw Trump's hair fly off getting on AF1 today. Reminder to self: Pick up mange medicine for dog.

 Subway has a new sandwich, The Donald = rotten white bread full of baloney with a side of Russian dressing and a tiny pickle. 

Wait for the other sandwiches from Subway later on this year called The KY Lispy Krispy, The Princess Diaries Flatbread, and The Cov Cath Fall special for $.67 plus .043 tax.  That will be very funny to all soon, not just us.

Fall special only.  Make a note.

I've been funny for years.  

That guys glasses were so thick I bet he has prescription windows in his house.

  It's our turn and we will ride CTCS like Seabiscuit towards the sunset and that's fine with us.  We found out who our friends are too, and we will be there for them come hell or high water.  Loyalty may be dying but it thrives here.  

Angie and Ed have been friends for around 20 years.  They run CTCS jointly and are not husband and wife or bf/gf.  She appreciates the attention but the email stalker needs to up their dose and move on to the next victim.  He obviously has never met Ed in person.  He can still bench press his tractor.

Angie has moved on and now your horrible, sexist emails may stop.  

If it weren't for bad luck I'd have no luck at all. -Buck Owens

A few things here can be a little personal from time to time.  Keep in mind....  CTCS is our baby.  It's how we eat, it's what we love, and we really like our job.  We do.  We drive nice,  sporty cars that are company provided and we love meeting people.  We were attacked by "friends" telling lies about the owners of this company to jeopardize our status and to try and stop the growth of CTCS.  Their creation.  We won't forget that.  And for what?  We did well?  We succeeded where others failed because we worked hard and dug in when everyone told us to quit?

Blaze your own trail, and you can take this to the bank:

Behind every successful person is a long line of haters.


Fatty the plumber is ripping off customers. Call us for details/for legal reasons we cannot name.

Can't make money sitting at dad's getting bigger.  DC said he needs his 15k back.  They should rename Fakebook to "the old friend needs a loan network."  I don't care what anyone has done, no one got asked for money more than me on Fakebook.  Your friends are who you see at the least monthly.  Nice to see how many idiots still use that platform.  It's amazing that Fatty still uses it for phony sympathy and lies on it.  Even on the fake Fakebook page he created to run his scam hasn't been updated since 2013.  We'll post a screen shot later.  Borrows money from friends and does not repay, says it's for starting a business and that never happens. Fatty the Plumber will scam you.  Live with his dad, has multiple bankruptcies and we will post that doc soon.  Tapped out dad, had his truck repossessed for patronizing ladies of the night on Backpage instead of mailing $750 a month to keep a company detailed work truck.  Be careful when you decide to tell lies about another who made a bad decision or two to pile on(right after his loan was rejected as well) ..............that "another" may decide to tell some truths about you.  As we do here.  We protect KY and it's consumer base.  It's our job.  Too bad your scam didn't work on us.  We wonder here at CTCS what "lady" even with a fistful of cash would help you out with your morbid obesity.  Ewww.  Anyone in our circle knows he constantly hit one employee up for twenties and fifties here and there to just eat some nights.  There are witnesses to this.  He sexually harassed a former employee who we interviewed and went to SK.  Why/how can we make that up?  Everyone knows dude is a mooch.  He owes money all over town and is fleecing people still today to get cash to 'feed the pigeons' in Erlanger. 

Now, THIS is the guy who's word was taken over Ed's.  THIS GUY.  This guy.

Telling someone that they were a "bet" was about the lowest thing I have ever heard.  Ed lends this guy money and he does this to him?  You need to get the truth Kim Mefford, and not from a fat, lazy, deadbeat plumber.

Robert Downey Jr. is cool right? Someone needs to try harder.

I stopped by KFC today and you have to try the new meal they started called the "Nancy Kerrigan."  Includes two small breasts and a battered leg.  You can have them hold the leg by asking for the Floriduh Jewelie.

 Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? Ask your mother. 

Moses had the first tablet that could connect to the cloud.

Talking to Grant County soccer mom is like trying to explain social media to a 70 year old. 

I swear to drunk I'm not God, but seriously, stay in drugs, eat school, and don't do vegetables.

 Marijuana is the gateway drug to taking 45 minutes to pick out which color Gatorade you want to buy. 

 My girlfriend is always stealing my t-shirts and sweaters... But if I take one of her dresses, suddenly "we need to talk". 

Just because FFN disconnects from her home wi-fi is redundant. The device never changes.

IPad, IPhone, IE, Chrome never lie.  People do.  Horrible ones at that.  We stand by our track record on the whole.  Slapping the stalking tag on anyone but yourself is why your "gonna feel a little pinch."

 He's so bald, I can see whats on his mind. 

How much cocaine can Charlie Sheen do?

Enough to kill Two and a Half Men.

Cigarettes aren't good for you, neither are women but I ain't about to go gay.

 I've been taking Viagra for my sunburn. It doesn't cure it but it keeps the sheets off my legs at night.  

 What is the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker? A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again. #grantcountyspecial $15

 You're so bald, you look like a corn dog with eyebrows. 

Relationships are a lot like algebra. Have you ever looked at your X and wondered Y?

 I saw six men kicking and punching my ex-mother in law.  My neighbor said ‘Are you going to help?' I said ‘No, six should be enough.' 

 Just asked my girlfriend what she's "burning up for dinner" and it turned out to be all of my personal belongings

 Never get into fights with ugly people, they have nothing to lose.